SurreptitiousMuffin (SA)
Average Words/Story: 781
TD Words Written: 98,436
Brawl Words Written: 29,166
Total Words Written: 127,602
Stories Rated: 30
Wins: 15
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 37
Dishonorable Mentions: 5
Disqualifications: 5
Judgings: 28
Failures: 26
TD Words Written: 98,436
Brawl Words Written: 29,166
Total Words Written: 127,602
Stories Rated: 30
Wins: 15
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 37
Dishonorable Mentions: 5
Disqualifications: 5
Judgings: 28
Failures: 26
Total Submissions
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Entries:
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Week #2: Dystopian Chick-Lit
(438 words) the world is broken and i am meat
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(1306 words) Bring-your-daughter-to-work day
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Week #5: Gary Numan, Fucksticks
(839 words) pink slip
*judge*
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Week #10: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES
(407 words) The Pale Rider
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Week #10: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES
(140 words) ORCS!
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Week #11: Betrayal, by Zdzislaw Beksiñski
(424 words) RIP my dog he died as things do
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Week #16: Oh the weave we web
(250 words) probably what Hell smells like
*judge*
Week #17: I Don't Know You
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(1128 words) Round 1: a poor player who
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(495 words) Round 2: Harrison's Burnt Chicken
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Week #20: Face Your Destiny
(570 words) The mountebank
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Week #21: Welcome to My Sensorium
(351 words) Little King (I can't believe it's not Rimbaud)
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Week #22: Schroedinger's Nihilarian
(994 words) Matters of proprietary
*judge*
Week #24: Keyboard Kings
*judge*
Week #25: What They Deserve
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(1490 words) The Bumper Book of Birds
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Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker
(1269 words) The Swans of Pel-Gar
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Week #47: The Rule of Three
(772 words) 3 O'Clock
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Honorable Mention
Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner
(1271 words) Lysergic Acid Diethylamide
FAILURE
Week #50: Fifty Shades of Thunderdome
*judge*
Week #60: The Case of the Regrettable Entries
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FAILURE
Week #69: Good, Giving and Game
*judge*
Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead
27
Honorable Mention
Week #76: The Mysteries of the Finite
(480 words) The enigma of who keeps taking my damn lunch
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Honorable Mention
Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something
(907 words) Crow-Marm the Librarian
FAILURE
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?"
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Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker
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Week #82: Captain Thunderdome
(1361 words) The brave man walks through fire
FAILURE
Week #95: Inhuman Centipede
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Honorable Mention
Week #97: Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid
(1174 words) Constable Xinling lands the graveyard shift
FAILURE
Week #98: Music of the Night
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Honorable Mention
Week #100: The Black Attache Case
(986 words) Well it's a good thing one of us does
*judge*
Week #106: VH1 presents: Behind the Goon[sic]
*judge*
Week #110: cleaning up the streets
*judge*
Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS
FAILURE
Week #115: The Eleventh Hour
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Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire
(672 words) whistling, howling
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Week #119: Oh! Calamity!
(664 words) in two minds about everything
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Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS
(576 words) Training Wheels
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Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle
(1125 words) the watchers from on high
FAILURE
Week #124: god have mercy
*judge*
Week #125: Thunderdome is Coming to Town
FAILURE
Week #128: BLACK METAL WEEK
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Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome
(968 words) How the stars found their fire
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Week #136: Famous Last Words
(746 words) Reformation 2: Revelations Harder
*judge*
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words
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Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT
(1018 words) Selfiemancy
*judge*
Week #143: Smells Like Dome Spirit
FAILURE
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai
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Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love
(1439 words) in memoriam
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Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue
(1217 words) oop north, in the devil’s den
FAILURE
Week #155: IT'S TOO DAMN HOT
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(133 words) the predators' end in the long grass
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Week #169: Thunderdome o' Bedlam
(647 words) from atop the crown of stone
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Week #172: Thunderdome Startup
(1231 words) Ex
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Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress
(1079 words) saline or, the last man alive
*judge*
Week #179: Strange Logs
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Honorable Mention
Week #183: Sorry Dad, I Was Late To The Riots
(1246 words) comes now the deepest night
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(710 words) Nightlife
*judge*
Week #191: We Talk Good
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Week #194: Only Mr. God Knows Why
(314 words) Brood
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Week #195: Inverse World
(757 words) I used to be
*judge*
Week #205: the book of forbidden names
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Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome!
(835 words) Space is our destiny
*judge*
Week #208: Upper-Class Tweet of the Year
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Disqualified
Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING??
(852 words) Bear-y my dick in the nation’s asshole
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Week #213: Punked Out
(1387 words) 四君子 - salt, shore, sea, stone
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Week #215: El sueño de la razón produce el Thunderdome
(502 words) firebreak
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Winner
*judge*
Week #217: SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS, ATTACK!
*judge*
Week #219: cos wer goffik
FAILURE
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart
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Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words.
(197 words) Under the sun
FAILURE
Week #227: It was a Dark and Stormy Night....
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Week #232: I want to crit your blood
(291 words) cage
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Week #233: IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG
(175 words) where we store our best gear
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Week #235: 21ST CENTURY MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN
(699 words) Sulfur/baccy/woodsmoke
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Week #237: A Way for the Cosmos To Know Itself
(480 words) LEGION/MANY
FAILURE
Week #241: From Zero to Hero
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Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time
(854 words) wherever the river ran
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Week #244: Unspecified Word Disorder
(656 words) Patterns
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Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers
(593 words) I don’t know what it means when
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Week #247: Crimes Against Literature
(1713 words) Radio silence
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Week #250: Everything Means Nothing Anymore
(351 words) a literal story about a shaggy dog
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Honorable Mention
FAILURE
Week #254: dog week
FAILURE
Week #255: RAY-LORDS FROM BEYOND GALAXY 9!
*judge*
FAILURE
Week #263: dragons are for rich white kids
*judge*
Week #268: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
FAILURE
Week #273: A Wicked Pack of Cards
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Week #277: Rewrite Mashup
(669 words) Mercury Ascendant
FAILURE
Week #282: A Lyttony of Sorrows
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Week #289: MARK Z. DANIELEWSKI'S CLUB HOUSE
(0 words) When it broke, all the colour ran out
*judge*
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST!
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Honorable Mention
Week #297: And Now for Something Completely Different
(771 words) Damo's very bad day
FAILURE
Week #304: Magic of Bronze and Stone
*judge*
Week #309: He & She
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Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive
(1408 words) playing horseshoes
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Week #321: Objectionable Objectification
(451 words) Precisely 10
*judge*
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Week #326: LET'S MAKE A PLAYLIST!
(553 words) The Temple Walks
FAILURE
Week #330: Ray Gun Control
FAILURE
Week #338: Places of Power
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Week #349: A Stroll Through the Archives
(8 words) Untitled
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Week #358: 19th Century Schizoid Man
(997 words) Milk and Honey
FAILURE
Week #359: Who we are to one another
FAILURE
Week #362: ROSA FLORES IS DEAD
FAILURE
Week #371: AN EXCUSE TO POST A PICTURE OF MY CAT
*judge*
Week #400: If you lived here, you'd be Void by now!
*judge*
FAILURE
Week #408: WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE
114
Honorable Mention
Week #441: OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
(838 words) Mr Hands But Make It Actual This Time
*judge*
Week #484: screw the rules, i have thunderdome
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Week #486: I want my MTD!
(958 words) Augur in Red
*judge*
Week #489: I Can Fix Him
*judge*
Week #494: I'm Too Old For This Shit
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Week #498: How the Prompt is Chosen
(503 words) Smoke
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Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
(120 words) it is important to have an anchor
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Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
FAILURE
Week #507: A Night at the Opera
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Week #566: Actually, We Sort of Do Need More Heroes
(498 words) Occupational Health and Safety
Interprompts:
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Interprompt #0: Miscellaneous
(366 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #0: Miscellaneous
(203 words) Benny the Dragon
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Interprompt #2: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
(193 words) Erogenous Beef can go eat a dick
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Interprompt #2: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
(352 words) A serene moment at the lakeside
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Interprompt #2: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
(279 words) All my friends are chemicals
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Interprompt #3: The Worm Turns
(525 words) Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus
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(49 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(35 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(39 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(70 words) I DON'T GET JOKES SOMETIMES
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Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(80 words) Muffin writes an interprompt story
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Interprompt #6: 100-Word Epics
(98 words) The Summit
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Interprompt #8: Loot, Plunder, and Party Hats
(267 words) Cyberman, cyberman, does whatever a cyber can
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Interprompt #9: As the Dome Turns
(296 words) Trouble in Paradise
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Interprompt #22: Slip-Slidin' Away
(102 words) I have a steam powered sword
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Interprompt #26: Bees. My God.
(138 words) dammit Maria now is not the time
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Interprompt #26: Bees. My God.
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Interprompt #29: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE
(57 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #29: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE
(105 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #29: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE
(71 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #29: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE
(71 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #31: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fuck
(17 words) Veni, veni, veni
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Interprompt #32: sebmojo Can Eat a Dick
(128 words) Sebmojo can eat a BIG dick
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Interprompt #32: sebmojo Can Eat a Dick
(99 words) Sebmojo can eat a dick: Revelations 3D
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Interprompt #32: sebmojo Can Eat a Dick
Brawls: 33, Victories: 21, Defeats: 12, Record: 64%
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(149 words) No use crying
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Brawl #19: Crybabies
(365 words) Rook to A2
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Brawl #22: Super Funtime Thunderbrawl, No Joke
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Brawl #53: Erogenous Muffinbrawl
(1025 words) What's in a name
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Brawl #117: Hammer the Muffin
(681 words) Fashionably late
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Brawl #167: God of Muffins Poetry Brawl
(291 words) Music, heard & hearing
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Brawl #173: Worlds Apart
(1056 words) Seed
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Brawl #213: Chilibeefmuffin Brawl
(9 words) well
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Winner
Brawl #230: Genre Mixing: SurreptitiousMuffin vs. Djeser
(673 words) Stop reading - they're watching
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Brawl #321: Captain Muffin Quivering Ass Brawl
(1051 words) Le Viandier
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Winner
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Winner
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Brawl #343: The Great Duster Dust-Up
(1825 words) Eschaton
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Brawl #353: Muffin and crabrock are itching to spill blood
(603 words) The Worms, My Love