Prompt: a clown is stuck in a timeloop which restarts in the middle of the clown pooing their own pants during a shootout at a party at which the clown is performing.
what if every cute girl were super into you, wouldn't that be terrible, oh man it would be awful, and also you have 20 minutes to save the president from the crabs with shotguns
OH AND ALSO
Your character has lobster claws instead of hands, and they're an overlooked expert in open heart surgery.
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