Week #489 - I Can Fix Him
« previous | next »

Wordcount:


This story was critiqued by:
SurreptitiousMuffin (crit)
Uranium Phoenix (crit)
Fuschia tude (crit)

Prompt: a clown is stuck in a timeloop which restarts in the middle of the clown pooing their own pants during a shootout at a party at which the clown is performing.

ALSO

what if every cute girl were super into you, wouldn't that be terrible, oh man it would be awful, and also you have 20 minutes to save the president from the crabs with shotguns

OH AND ALSO

Your character has lobster claws instead of hands, and they're an overlooked expert in open heart surgery.

Agent Double-Oh-Sexy in: Big Shoes To Fill
permalink

You must be logged in to see stories.


« previous | next »