Look at that lazy lizard. He's all tuckered out from DESTROYING CITIES AND EATING CHILDREN. This week you are writing about Kaiju.



Your task this week is to write about a monster destroying a city. Or fighting in one and fucking it up. "Oh boy, I'm totally going to write about the Golden Gate bridge getting destroyed!" Not so fast, sucka. I will assign you a city. Or small town. Or anything in between. Too many stupid stories/movies are about the same cities getting destroyed over and over. You're going to get a bit more creative.

Here's a good checklist for writing your story:

1. Does this story have an giant monster wrecking shit? (no fanfic)
2. Does this story have any characters I care about?
3. Does this story skip all the boring world building bullshit?
4. Does the town actually play a prominent role, and taking this story and plopping it in any other city would lessen it?

The winner will answer "yes" to all of those questions. If you write a story and answer "no" to any of those, then you are a dumbhead.