Where would we be without Twitter? Probably in a very similar place, but knowing slightly less about what famous people are thinking on the toilet. This week, you're being given your choice of two twitter bots and an inspirational quote mangler - you need to take a single ridiculous quote from one of these accounts, then turn it into a story. Your choices are:

1) Inspirobot
2) Magical Realism Bot
3) Erowid Recruiter

Please post your quote when you sign up. It doesn't need to inform every single aspect of your story, but it does need to be obvious how you got to the story from there.