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Date: 2-19-2019
Word Limit: 2020
Words Written: 25,213

Judges (crits):
The Saddest Rhino
Flesnolk
Staggy
Week Archivist:
Kaishai



YOUR TASK:

Write a story involving a specific cuisine / food / style of cooking / edible

FAQ:

Q: wait, any type of cuisine?
A: Yes! OHO A TWIST - make it interesting you dummy. Don't go "then i'll write generic Chinese food ching chong wing wong" at least give me some authenticity like super specific stuff e.g. uighur or sichuan or guangxi or something, or some diaspora-tinged weirdass Midwest American place that serves fries with their chop suey. go nutsssss but ok if you just write a dumpling and it makes me laugh or cry or puke it's ok too ehhh i don't care write good words

Q: what do you mean by edible
A: Yes! This means you don't have to be region-specific! Any kind of weird type of cooking or food works! although that cooking with marijuana show on netflix sucks big time and i dunno how they managed to do that

Q: so a fictional alien / cyberpunk / steampunk / bamboopunk / inedible cuisine too?
A: Yes!

Q: can i write just a recipe
A: Yes! ok but make it work u donkey

Q: but Rhino I am idea deprived
A: Yes! you totally are so if you want the coveted 2,020 words ask for a flash! Actually I change my mind you will get those number of words too without a flash

Q: wait did a real wallpaper site use that quote and
A: Yes IMEANSHUTUP


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