Having swarmed my way onto the throne through shameless pandering, I now bestow upon you the opportunity to pander to me in turn by writing stories about ants, or at least stories that feature ants prominently. In general, I'm going to look most favourably on stories that at least seem like they've done some basic research. It bothers me, perhaps more than it should, that A Bug's Life features a male ant protagonist and almost no true bugs. This is your chance to do better. Which is not to say that you can't put male ants in your stories, but you should know what you're doing.

If you like, you can request an ant with your signup, and I'll give you an ant species for inspiration.