I like to make up new words in my stories. It's totally cool and totally legal. I'm going to force you to play my game. When you sign up I'm going to give you a word that doesn't exist courtesy this website:

https://www.thisworddoesnotexist.com

Cause I don't want y'all just refreshing until you get something you like.

but fuck it, lets just pile on more shit that doesn't exist. When you sign up you'll also get a character that does not exist!

https://thispersondoesnotexist.com

and in their head is an idea that does not exist, which i will also assign to you.

https://thisideadoesnotexist.com

smash those together however you see fit, i don't care. this week doesn't exist.