I hope you unclubbable goons are feeling particularly scripturient this week, since I want you to show some love for obscure words.

English has a lot of words, but not all of them are winners: some of them are overly-specific, redundant, or just plain useless. Your story will need to include one of these weird and wonderful words, such as from the lists here, in as natural a usage as possible. If you ask for a flash rule, I'll assign a word to you. Alternatively, you can choose your own, just post your choice when you sign up.